I'm Brae the alien. I like eating light bulbs and I burp the elvish alphabet for fun. My house is built upside down in the shape of deformed sunglasses. In my room there are floating chips and I sleep on them. Sometimes, if I'm not careful I end up eating them and then I fall off. It makes everyone very happy when this happens.

My Evil Plan

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?

Stage Two Next, you must destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

Healer

RPG [fantasy], reading, writing, watching TV, comedies